Good Morning Port Ontario! Wednesday June 12, 2013
We have sunshine in the Port this morning! There is a bright light in the eastern sky that I hardly recognize and for sure have not seen in a very long time. The monsoon has taken a day off but is suppose to return tomorrow. Last I looked, CC's trailer was swept away in the deluge and it ended up on the south side of Syracuse! I don't think CC will mind the new digs, puts him much closer to the chocolate factory! It appears that the remaining campers were left untouched by this marathon rain event. If CC doesn't like his new surroundings we will just let him use the Oil Conglomerate's place, least that way it will get some use this year!
Made a quick trip yesterday to northern outpost to take Change to the groomers. The weather was wet all the way and didn't let up for a second. I was only in the area long enough to run some errands and to pick Change back up for the wet return trip. Change didn't seem to mind the wet weather a bit as he slept both coming and going! Kind of like CC on vacation! Changes hair grows faster than mine does and he doesn't have the receding hairline that I do. Change really does have it made, eat sleep and get your hair done! Sounds like the perfect schedule for any girl. Too bad Change is a male! He does not seem to mind the grooming and is currently on a 10 week schedule. I wish my hair needed to be cut every 10 weeks! And so it goes!
Recently a naked man in San Francisco went crazy attracting subway travelers as he ran around the BART System baring all. The man dubbed the " naked man" was doing flips and other gymnastic feats for an agonizing 7 minutes before police arrested him and sent him off for a psychiatric evaluation. He was released after evaluation and charged with battery. If memory serves me correctly, didn't TV arrive here at the campground with a naked man in his truck? Remember? Naked man paraded around here for 3 hours before the Oil Conglomerate shut him down when he tried to park his naked butt on one of the Oil Conglomerate's cushioned chairs. Hence the legend of crab ass was born. I wonder if our naked man and the San Francisco naked man are one and the same? Or, perhaps they are related. Will have to check with TV to see. Speaking of naked man, last weekend a half naked man was observed working on Uncle Charlie's camper. From a distance I could not tell who it was but it looked to me, to be an older version of your original naked man!
This week is always one of my favorite weeks of the year. No not because my birthday is coming again, this year on Fathers Day, but because the golf tour always plays it's second major tournament of the year. The United States Open will be contested outside Philadelphia this week starting on Thursday. Merino Golf Club in Ardmore Pennsylvania will host our national championship. Of course, Tiger Woods is the favorite but realistically any golfer in the field could win this week. All this wet weather will allow everyone to shoot at the flags and scoring is expected to be very low. The lowest score ever shot in the Open was a 63 by Johnny Miller. Wet, slow greens may allow for this record to fall. Needless to say, I will be glued to the television coverage starting Thursday. Don't expect to see much of me this weekend except maybe Sunday when I come out of my camper for some ice cream cake and to collect a bounty of presents! Have a good day all, see you again soon!